[Author's Note: I go more by syllables than word match, so this might not scan too well. You tell me. ^_^ I wrote this because I was severely ticked off (or "tee'd", heheh) that the upgraded Deathscythe was never referred to as "Deathscythe-Hell", not even in Midnight Run!]
As sung by Duo Maxwell.
I..... want..... my...... D.S.-Hell.....
Now look at them censors, that's the way they kill it
They cut out strong words on our GundamWing
It ain't workin', that's the way they kill it
Edit for nothin' and fans get tee'd
Now it ain't workin', that's the way they kill it
Lemme tell ya them guys are dumb
Maybe they think cursing is just way uncool
Maybe they think bleeding is too much
We gotta tiptoe around the censors
Custom gundams get renamed
We gotta stop these realistic battles
We gotta change these icky swear words
See the annoyed parent with the station number and the outrage
Yeah, buddy, that's her own belief
That annoyed parent got his own righteous ideas
That annoyed parent, she's ruined us all
We gotta tiptoe around the censors
Custom gundams get renamed
We gotta stop these realistic battles
We gotta change these icky swear words
I shoulda learned to be much more calm
I shoulda learned: don't use them words!
This is pathetic, do you know how lame "crap" sounds?
Man, this is so not fun
And who wrote this, what's that? "The Great Destroyer"?
Soundin' oh so lame; it's Shi-ni-ga-mi!!
This ain't workin', that's the way they kill it
Making edits for nothin' and the fans get tee'd
We gotta tiptoe around the censors
Custom gundams get renamed
We gotta stop these realistic battles
We gotta change these icky swear words
Now this ain't workin', that's the way they kill it
You don't even get to see Heero bleed
This ain't workin', that's the way they kill it
Edit for nothin' and the fans get tee'd
Edit for nothin' and fans get tee'd
I want my.....
I want my.....
I want my D.S.-Hell!
(c) 2000-2004 Autumn Loweck. This work may not be copied, distributed, or reprinted without the author's permission. Character of Duo, Heero, and the rejected Deathscythe-HELL belongs to the creators of the GundamWing series, Sotsu Agency, Sunrise, Bandai, and whoever else in Japan involved in this most cool anime.